Hi, I made this site. I'm definitely human.

To reach me...

Please use the below contact form, write a letter to a government agency, wait on the phone for 42 minutes, and—
Just send me a message via email. The user is a 3-letter nickname for the modern English version of a proto-Germanic name which appears to the English eyes to start with "H-rod". At that point, you have a 50% chance of getting it right, 100% if you don't use the form which is sometimes used jokingly to refer to everyone's uncle.

And the domain is... well, I could have some fun with this one but how about THIS SITE?

Not too hard to figure that one out if you're a human, huh?
(2024 GPT couldn't do squat on this one...)